Actresses With Tattoos

Award For Actress With The Best Tattoo Goes To?

Every Hollywood actress has more than her fair share of natural beauty. And a carefully chosen tattoo can add attraction and interest to even the most curvaceous body. But pick unwisely, and you risk spoiling god’s gift, turning beauty to beast. Let’s cast our eye over tinsel town’s finest, and pick out the winner of our much-coveted award.

 

Scarlett Johansson

The blonde bombshell from New York City brings out untrammelled lust in men everywhere.
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The darling of Hollywood has only one tatt, a small circular design on the inside of her left forearm. Let’s face it, though, the small tatt is a complete disaster – a naive and garishly colored design. Please Doctor, start up that laser right now because we’re booking a series of eradication appointments for gorgeous Scarlett.

 

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Charlize Theron


Overcoming a desparately tragic childhood, Charlize is one of the few to have conquered Hollywood. Her impressive CV includes a string of successful movies such as The Cider House Rules, Men of Honor, and The Italian Job. She’s even won an Oscar for her role as the abused/turned-abuser serial killer in the dark and brutal flick Monster.
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She has two small tattoos on her right foot, one a fish, one a flower.Both tattoos are discreet and appealing. Charlize storms into first place on our leaderboard.

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Jessica Alba

The Fantastic Four star Jessica Alba is every man’s dream date.
For more Jessica info and wallpapers, see Jessica Alba.
Jessica has a ladybug/floral motif on the back of her neck, a Sanskrit character meaning lotus flower on the inside of her right wrist, and a ribboned bow tattoo on the small of her back.
Jessica easily sweeps past Scarlett, but fails to take the lead – the possible connotations of her back tatt are just too trashy!

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Jessica Biel

After being tied into a merciless contract on TV’s 7th Heaven, Jessica Biel finally escaped in 2003 to fulfil her destiny as a super movie actress.
For more Jessica info and wallpapers see Jessica Biel.
Jessica has a small tattoo of a dove on the right side of her stomach, just above the bikini line.
Well not small, but very small ie bordering on unnoticeable. An incredibly timid attempt at a piece of body art, which surely would get a dismissive laugh from Kat Von D. So Jessica moves into penultimate place. (Scarlett remains in a completely unassailable bottom position!)

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Eva Longoria

After a chequered career which included some fairly missable TV shows, Eva Longoria hit the big time with her role as Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives.
For more info and wallpapers see Eva Longoria .
The petite and very pretty Eva has a tiny star tattoo on inside of left wrist, her wedding date in roman numerals on the inside of her right wrist, a Celtic cross on the small of her back, a flower tattoo to the right of her lower back, her husband’s jersey number ‘NINE’ on the back of her neck and (purportedly) her husband’s initials (TP) in an unknown intimate location.
Oh, love is so touching, but 3 spouse-related designs? A little too soppy me thinks. Though the old-school Celtic cross is strong and classy, taking Eva into a small overall lead.

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Megan Fox

She rocketed to fame playing a lead role in the hit movie Transformers.
Megan has a tattoo of a moon and starfish on her right ankle, a portrait tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her right arm, a small tattoo of two intertwined waves inside her left wrist, the name ‘Brian’ above her bikini line, the words there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART’ on her left rib cage just below her armpit and finally the words ‘We will all laugh at gilded butterflies’ on her the back of her shoulder. Phew…!
Plus I have a horrible feeling that Megan’s at the tattoo parlour at this very moment, rendering the list out of date.
At last we have the real deal, inspired choices by an obvious ink afficiando. Megan is undoubtedly the hands-down winner of our award.

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The Result

To recap the final positions…
6th Scarlett Johansson
5th Jessica Biel
4th Jessica Alba
3rd Charlize Theron
2nd Eva Longoria
and
The Award For the Actress with the Best Tattoo goes to…. Megan Fox.

(Please note … Angelina J refused to turn up!)

Perhaps models do body art better? See my lens Models With Tattoos to judge for yourself.

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